j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (乔一乔二乔三乔四), 信区: Joke
标 题: NYC,Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 17:23:45 2011, 美东)
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 14:05:48 2011, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the... 阅读全帖 |
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 14:05:48 2011, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking
job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
curry steaming out their pore... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 3 你是不是他妈的ippado的托？！ yeah, on ur stupid retarded suggestion, i went
to ippudo. yeah, the place is bigger, so fucking what?! i sit down, and
took a look at the menu, and i almost fucking fainted.
all the fucking noodles cost 14 dollars! yep, mother fucking 14 dollars! who
the fuck pays 14 fucking dollars for a fucking bowl of ramen??!
fine, i thought, then i ordered the one labled modern twist. then in 2
minutes, the waitress carried a bowl of noodles to me, and trust men, i just
dropped and faint... 阅读全帖 |
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g*****p
发帖数: 790 | 4 路过和女友的野合场地，发现有人在那XXOO，于是兴起打电话给女友告诉她，然后XXOO
的那里传来了我女友的手机铃声。What a fucking day!
我在日本 花了人民币将近1千 日本物价高什么都贵 就找了个鸡 以为日本人 开始都还
是日语 爱爱的时候 竟然说 爽死了!!! What a fucking day!
看到前女友的QQ个性签名上写“我们一年了。”，MD她和那个人都一年了，我们分手还
不到一年。What a fucking day!
情人节太悲剧了咯，大冷天的一个人外头走，居然看到两条狗狗还恩恩爱爱的在我前头
走，顿时心里凄凉无比…更悲剧的是夜黑风高的，我还踩了他们的便便，What a
fucking day!
今天老婆说她加班，晚点回家，我兴高采烈地约情人去看电影，在电影院售票处看到老
婆挽着一陌生男人在买票。。。What a fucking day!
我：我想每天早上都在厨房看到你赤裸着身体只系一条围裙为我做早餐。 我妈：发错
了吧。 What a fucking day!
网上那4.4G的阿凡达千万别下！！tnnd…不知道是哪个缺德的上传的…我下了一天一看
是阿凡... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 5 go back to fucking china??!!! so i can have my fucking totto ramen in peace?!
i went there like 4 fucking oclock in the afternoon, supposedly the dullest
time period for a fucking restaurant, and there's still fucking 20, 30 ppl
in front of me!! and most of them are mother fucking chinese xiao3 liu2!
seriously, when is this gonna fucking end??! i dont have time to wait 40
minutes for some fucking ramen noodles!!! chinese xiao3 liu2 meng2, just go
back to fucking china, will ya??!! or just dont ... 阅读全帖 |
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p***y
发帖数: 18037 | 6 古老小镇名叫Fucking 将公投改名
2012年04月19日00:06
你可能不知道，奥地利有个名为「法金」的小镇，镇名的原文就是英文粗口「Fucking
」。数百年来，这个镇上的居民始终受到镇名的困扰，有些人觉得有趣，有些人不好意
思提起，现在，周内就将举办公投，决定要不要把镇名改掉。
文献记载，早在西元6世纪时，巴伐利亚贵族「佛柯」(Focko)搬到这里定居，他们的姓
氏后来在18世纪时改为现代拼写，也就是「法克」(Fuck)；小镇的名称也从1070年的
Vucchingen改成Fukching、Fugkhing，最后也是在18世纪，根据德文的习惯，在贵族姓
氏字尾加上「-ing」，代表在此定居、安顿的意思，就变成了「Fucking」。
直到二次世界大战结束后，美军发现了这个小镇，由于名字太特别，这个地方便成为国
际上的一个笑点，根据统计，至少已经有13块写著「Fucking」的路牌不翼而飞，有时
小镇入口还会被人贴上裸女的图片。
但这些事可能很快要成为过去，因为现在住在Fucking的104位居民，本周就要投票，决
定是否保留Fucking的拼法，或是要改成Fugging或Fu... 阅读全帖 |
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M****7
发帖数: 13407 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: u know why i hate mother fucking immigrants??!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 12 16:40:47 2014, 美东)
I am beginning to hate the fucking immigrants just like those two in vegas...
but for different reasons...
I hate mother fucking immigrants because of mother fucking soccer!
seriously, I live in mother fucking United States of America, i should be
void of stupid retarded soccer broadcasts/news...
and now, there's a mother fucking... 阅读全帖 |
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h********r
发帖数: 668 | 8 You know why I am getting mad at you. You, son of bitch!
kingcrown, son of bitch! I fuck your mother, fuck your wife, and fuck all of
your family!
You know why I fuck all of your family!!!!!!!!!
I never got so mad so far! Fuck your ass hole! Ban me forever, please! Fuck
your ass hole! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 9 had to go to chinese consulate today to do some notorization shit. there's
only one fucking window for that, and each person takes at least like 15, 20
mins...
most ppl need to go re-write or fill out some forms after the first time,
and come back the second time. the officer will always tell them that when
they come back the second time, no need to wait in line. and everybody in
line will let those ppl get in front of them, no problem.
so i waited for like 3 hrs in line. when it finally go t... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Seattle 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: Seattle
标 题: the fucking microsoft need to be dragged out and shot front to back!!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 24 22:41:23 2013, 美东)
so today, i was forced to upgrade to skype. I had no fucking choice! i
cannot log on to msn messenger anymore!
so i do the fucking upgrade, and tried to log on with my hotmail account.
and guess fucking what??!! I CANNOT FUCKING LOG ON!!!!!
and guess what!! my MSN messenger is already uninstalled by fuck... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 11 have u seen those racks and racks of blue bicycles everywhere?! it's butt
fucking ugly!!! it's racks and racks, and it's a fucking eyesore!
and seriously, who's gonna use those fucking bikes??! there are already
gazillion delis that rent out bikes, and much cheaper than those stupid blue
city bikes!
it's a mother fucking waste of money, waste of tax payer's money!
that fucking bitch at the DOT, with a middle eastern last name, sadik kahn
or something, really mother fucking a retard! just because... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 12 I am beginning to hate the fucking immigrants just like those two in vegas...
but for different reasons...
I hate mother fucking immigrants because of mother fucking soccer!
seriously, I live in mother fucking United States of America, i should be
void of stupid retarded soccer broadcasts/news...
and now, there's a mother fucking big tv screen in the company cafeteria
showing soccer.. soccer??!! soccer??!!! I mean seriously soccer??!!!
I dont see no big screens for world series, stanley cup, sup... 阅读全帖 |
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 13 I honestly don't give a fuck what school you went to
I would gladly trade my overpriced degree for a full head of hair
y'all bitches are getting on my fucking nerve today
fuck all of y'all! fuck the world! fuck me! fuck your wife's fucking bitch
nuts |
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t*****o
发帖数: 4919 | 14 真的很会骂啊, 好多没听懂的
fuck, what did you do? what did you do to your bird?
...
fuck your brain out,...fuck around...fuck around the corner..
fuck your black hole....fuck the world....fuck!up!... |
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p**********u
发帖数: 15479 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: i really want to kill the fucking wsn sitting next to me today!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 16 13:55:30 2013, 美东)
the fucking dude put the mother fucking running shoe right under our common
desk. I fucking stretch my legs and fucking touch his running shoe. And he
's just letting his stinky feet with stinky nylon socks hanging out there
today.. just fucking waves of stinky feet!!!!! |
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b******n
发帖数: 851 | 16 yesterday, my mgr was like, u r coming in too late nowadays. anything past
11am is not good. then she sent me an email saying she and one other person
would be in training. so i need to come in early just in case there's user
issues...
then i woke up like 7.45am this morning, opened up the curtains, and woa...
the fucking snow really piled up overnight!
then somehow i ended up wearing a really thin walking sneakers. and guess
what, now my socks and shoes are soaking wet!
and guess what, the ... 阅读全帖 |
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n****r
发帖数: 1568 | 17 Owe me something that means you truly fucked up, I don't fuckin' care you
are a Jew , black, white or Asian , I don't fucking care about you are a
woman or man, seriously, I don't fucking care who you are. you need to
fucking pay me whatever you owe me right away. I don't joke around. Since I
did the right thing, you mother fucker should do the right thing too, I
don't fucking deal with your business, I follow the US constitution law, so
you mother fuckers follow the rules too. I, your mother fu... 阅读全帖 |
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j***1
发帖数: 450 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: ja941 (aka ja94), 信区: Military
标 题: chinese women should fuck every race except asian
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 28 16:07:32 2013, 美东)
white, black, mexicans...
except stupid asian men
who the fuck want their son to look like a WSN, grow up to be only 5 feet 7
or 5 feet 6, short as fuck, wearing thick fucking glasses, greasy hair,
small hands, small feet, and u know, most importantly, a small fucking dick!
china should welcome americans with different skin colors to c... 阅读全帖 |
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x**********s
发帖数: 6296 | 19 13、昨晚和老婆ML，她躺在桌子上，正进行中，只见老婆手在桌子上摸了两下，竟然拿
起一个核桃就开始咬，我崩溃了，说：老婆，咱们一周才一次，你能不能专业一点。
What a fucking day!
22、逛超市呢 看到一收款员在很认真数一堆硬币 一小孩跑过，边跑边唱：门前大桥下
游过一群鸭，快来快来数一数，二四六七八。。。。 然后收款员很郁闷的把数了一半
的硬币倒回去重数....What a fucking day!
23、小学五六年级时，一天晚上在表弟家看电视。 看 CCTV-6。到床戏时，姑姑拿着遥
控器就要换频道，说：小孩子不能看这个。 弟弟一把抢过遥控器，喊：放心吧，中央
台不会脱的。What a fucking day!
27、老婆不在，我哄女儿睡觉，发现她睡着了，于是我坐在被窝里打开笔记本电脑看
/-\片，我太入神不知什么时候女儿醒了侧过来看我的电脑，我一惊，马上把电脑移到
床下，结果女儿不答应，跟我说：爸爸，我要看那个吸手指的。What a fucking day!
30、昨天做爱爱想玩点小情调，点了两个小蜡烛，LG很兴奋，说去放音乐，过了会儿
外屋响起国际歌的声音。。。... 阅读全帖 |
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j***1
发帖数: 450 | 20 white, black, mexicans...
except stupid asian men
who the fuck want their son to look like a WSN, grow up to be only 5 feet 7
or 5 feet 6, short as fuck, wearing thick fucking glasses, greasy hair,
small hands, small feet, and u know, most importantly, a small fucking dick!
china should welcome americans with different skin colors to come to china
and fuck a lot of chinese women without condomns.
maybe this way, we can get some real men who are phsically able to play
soccer, and china can finall... 阅读全帖 |
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u***t
发帖数: 5899 | 21 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: aple (凸-_-凸), 信区: Joke
标 题: OMG.... this fucking chick is fucked up!!! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 14 13:30:18 2014, 美东)
声明一下啊，是beefcurtain5从华人上转来的。
突然发现MITBBS上的人都好正常。
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: OMG.... this fucking chick is fucked up!!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 13 19:47:54 2014, 美东)
深陷失恋悲痛的我做了件猥琐的事儿。唉 （全部UPDATE在1，3楼了）
大背景就是和公司里隔壁部门经理暧昧-短信谈情-约会一次。还没来得及发展到下一步
（连手都没碰哇！！），新上任的老板把他开掉了。然后他各种沮丧，我除了发信息外
没任何办法。后来他说这不是他谈情的时候，需要振作起来找到新的工作，我们做朋友
云云.......... 阅读全帖 |
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J*****K
发帖数: 609 | 22 nuland: fucking or be fucked is a question
美国女汉子 nuland 在乌克兰问题上大喊 fuck 欧洲, 结果现在被俄国 fucked badly.
so, what now?! nuland? |
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t*****o
发帖数: 4919 | 23 fuck, what did you do? what did you do to your bird?
fuck your brain out,...fuck around the cornor..
fuck your black hole....fuck the world.... |
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J*****K
发帖数: 609 | 24 nuland: fucking or be fucked is a question
美国女汉子 nuland 在乌克兰问题上大喊 fuck 欧洲, 结果现在被俄国 fucked badly.
so, what now?! nuland? |
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G***W
发帖数: 1967 | 25 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: GSJTW (gsw), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: What is the fucking world!!!!!!!!! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 13 04:38:44 2015, 美东)
发信人: GSJTW (gsw), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: What is the fucking world!!!!!!!!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 13 04:37:33 2015, 美东)
Which Hacker did it????
哪个狗杂种干的。。
我的重要Mail 总是找不到。。
Fuck fuck fuck..... |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 26 i got new computers at previous companies before. and guess what, my new
fucking computer suppose to be an exact fucking replica of my fucking old
computer!!!!!
those fucking mother fuckers. asked for some IT help during a day, they
sent over a fucking old russian guy, and didn't do shit!!!! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 27 one bitch is always on the phone, with like a thick NY accent, talking a
mile a minute, loud, bitchy, and dramatic. always cursing out loud when
reading her fucking emails!
then this fucking asian chick. pregnant. quiet by herself. but there's
this fat old white chick, always coming over to her desk and chit chat.
this white chick talks like a valley girl, u know, the drew barrymore type.
slow, and lispy.
and 3 chicks talking at the same fucking time?? obsolutely in fucking sane!!
! |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 28 the fucking dude put the mother fucking running shoe right under our common
desk. I fucking stretch my legs and fucking touch his running shoe. And he
's just letting his stinky feet with stinky nylon socks hanging out there
today.. just fucking waves of stinky feet!!!!! |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 29 so i went to vegas over the wkend with my fourth wife. I will write about
how good it is to be a hot chick like my 4th wife later....
but onto the subject of strip clubs in vegas.. man, it sucks!!!
so i hear about spearmint rhino a lot, so we drove my rented convertible
there, hoping for a good time. Then we were informed that the cover charge
is $40 per person!!!! $40 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!! per person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking expensive!!!! a strip club in midtown has a cover charge of 20
dollars!!!... 阅读全帖 |
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d******0
发帖数: 1598 | 30 那么，我的中国小老婆现在又如何呢？
她开心好的时候脾气好，她不开心的时候脾气就不好。她想sleep with Qiang or John
的时候就跑回自己的apt，她不想sleep with Qiang or John就躺在我的身边。她在in
period的时候把bathroom搞得一团糟，她在not in period的时候把自己拾掇的光鲜亮
丽，尽管我一直认为她不用拾掇也很光鲜亮丽。一句话，她是个十足的bitch。
但这些对于我这个在1984年NY连中两枪的老头子来说都无所谓。
有所谓的是我的那位见习神父小老乡。对，就是那个脸蛋漂亮的小Father。
因为他，她开始持续地去church。这个时候她凌厉无比的英语，更是派上了用场。她很
快就可以和他进行在神学范畴上颇有深度的谈话了。
So, how can I know He is the only way?
We can’t know it. We can’t know it by ourselves. We just couldn’t put it
in our own little box. We only know it by... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 7397 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 Piebridge 讨论区 】
发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Fuck you !
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk! |
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b******i
发帖数: 4776 | 32 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: nodikiede0 (nodikiede0), 信区: NewYork
标 题: another reason for men not to get fucking married
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 28 12:22:06 2012, 美东)
was listening to howard stern
then this guy called in. basically after he divorced, he found out that his
smallest son with his ex-wife was not his. The ex wife had an affair at
workplace, and the kid was someone else's
but guess what?! he is still responsible for that kid's child support. The
law says that if the kid was born ... 阅读全帖 |
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m***a
发帖数: 13878 | 33 There we go. We used a work-friendly title and excerpt but we had to set the
tone for the rest of the article to make it clear that we won’t be using
any fucking pointless phrases like “the f-word” or “f**k”. And now many
more Japanese students of English will be able to use “fuck” properly too,
thanks to a book explaining correct usage of the English language’s most
versatile word.
How to Use Fuck Correctly: 99 Phrases Using Fuck, Shit, Damn, and Hell that
Schools Won’t Teach You that Should be... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****p
发帖数: 24000 | 34 what the fuck are you fucking talking about your fuck? |
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s****t
发帖数: 4 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区,原文如下 】
发信人: sxpert (sxpert), 信区: Sex
标 题: Re: 终于明白了 -- fucked up初探
发信站: The unknown SPACE (Fri Sep 8 15:35:59 2000) WWW-POST
提到: 】
说实在的，要把这个语法现象辩证地，科学地，历史地讲明白，还真
是很困
难。这里我试着说清楚。
Fuck这个词事关生理和心理，并可派生出名词动词形容词副词介词连
词语气
词，兼有政治经济思想文化法律等等不同方面的定义和解释。听者心
潮澎湃
者有之，拍案而起者有之，恶心呕吐者有之，痛心疾首者有之，不知
所云者
亦有之。在此我们不妨借助哲学的基本原理，将之分为心理的和生理
的
fuck。
好了，现在我们可以分析fucked up这个语法现象了。很明显这是心
理上的
反应--对自己或别人行为的后果的一种心理上的反应。事实上引起反
应的行
为可能和性无关，那么为什么这种类似depression的感觉可以和性挂
上钩？
下面我们试着解决这个问题。
首先，让我解释一下心理对生理的影响。生理的，外在的因素 |
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B********s
发帖数: 2575 | 36 视频一：近距离
https://twitter.com/Trump_Videos/status/750887021485318144
这个视频看得很清楚，两个警察在试图制服 Sterling，
没戴帽子的警察是跟Sterling 扭打的主力，开头几秒听不清楚。
4秒的时候，没戴帽子的警察说“he's got a gun, gun!",
戴帽子的警察马上拔枪，并在6秒的时候说“hey bro, you fucking move, I swear to
god”
说这句话的时间差不多用了2秒。
10秒的时候，连着两声枪响。。。
特别需要注意的是，最开始的两枪绝对不是那个戴帽子的警察开的，那个说“hey bro,
you fucking move, I swear to god”的警察并没有先开枪，枪有后坐力，这个警察
的前臂根本就没动。
很显然，先开枪的是那个在跟Sterling 扭打的没戴帽子的警察，这个警察什么时候掏
枪的，视频上看不出来。
为什么这点很重要的呢？
因为在这个近距离视频出来之前，网上流传最广的是那个手机远距离视频，Sterling
脸是朝下还是朝上都看不清。视频里能看见... 阅读全帖 |
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h********r
发帖数: 668 | 37 You know very well why I am getting so mad at you!
kingcrown, you are really son of bitch!
It is really shameful for you to be a banzhu here.
Fuck your ass hole!
of
Fuck |
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h********r
发帖数: 668 | 38 Did you see I ever fuck any other people before this? No, I never did that.
kingcrown, Son of bitch! other people PA me several times and he only sent
me one weibi and delete those posts.
Fuck, Son of bitch, Kingcrown! |
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b***1
发帖数: 668 | 39 今天在华人超市买菜，看到日本人为地震筹集捐款，我走到筹集捐款的小姐们面前，
说：“Fuck Japan, Fuck Japanese, Fuck Japanese Army." 然后我昂首挺胸的走出超
市。 |
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s******r
发帖数: 21961 | 40 who the fuck say i have accent.
i dont give him a fuck.
if u dont like my shit, just suck my mother fucking dick.
fuck, their chinese is much worse than my english.
go, homie |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 41 those fucking bitches on the fashion board
first gossip, bad
secondly gossips about who has aids, even worse
thirdly gossips about who has aids mostly without a shred of
sympathy, even worse
fourthly, to say things like these is just downright cunt!
and the ironic thing is that these fucking bitches are still thought
of as 淑女。。。 and ppl think i am the one who's got a foul mouth! on
the contrary, it's those bitches that's got a foul mouth and a foul
heart. so fucking disgusted by these fucking bi... 阅读全帖 |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 42 the dude, have the shades all the way up during the day, and then pull the
shades all the way down around 5, 6 pm when it's fucking dark outside
then there are two old ugly hags, one is hispanic, one is white. the two
chit chat all the fucking time. the hispanic woman is the worst. Cackles
all the fucking time. loud, and bust out her cackling at random times.
give me a fucking heart attack everytime! and then she would walk to another
secretary a few rows down, and chit chat with her, and bu... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 43 fucking stupid opera at the fucking met, i get home, and turn on the
internet, and what the fuck do i find out??!!!
Rivera done for the year! probably done for the career....
nothing is going fucking right this year!!! |
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