y*****j
发帖数: 684 | 1 大女儿这个月四岁，上prek两个月了。第一天去的时候，老师很热情的反应＂she is
so silly. She is a funny girl."还问我她每天都这样兴奋happy吗？ 我说她暑假看
了些关于上学的各种故事书，很期待school. 后来过了一两天，老师反映女儿太多
hands on, 就是主动搂抱太多，动作太大。我当然就教育女儿，用嘴说，不要总触摸别
人。
之后每天都问她学校里发生了什么，可什么也问不出来。另外问小朋友的名字，只能说
出来两个男生的名字。
最近女儿在家里开始自己嘟囔一些英语句子，一听就是老师说出来的话
，＂get back to your spot!
Come over here!
If you don't keep you hands to yourself, go to the xxx chair!
you don't need to be so funny!
女儿重复这些话的时候，语气很严厉。我听了很心痛。原来女儿曾经被time out过，因
为太热情。
这一两天，女儿有事没事就喊＂you are funny .you are really fun... 阅读全帖 |
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y*****j
发帖数: 684 | 2 大女儿这个月四岁，上prek两个月了。第一天去的时候，老师很热情的反应＂she is
so silly. She is a funny girl."还问我她每天都这样兴奋happy吗？ 我说她暑假看
了些关于上学的各种故事书，很期待school. 后来过了一两天，老师反映女儿太多
hands on, 就是主动搂抱太多，动作太大。我当然就教育女儿，用嘴说，不要总触摸别
人。
之后每天都问她学校里发生了什么，可什么也问不出来。另外问小朋友的名字，只能说
出来两个男生的名字。
最近女儿在家里开始自己嘟囔一些英语句子，一听就是老师说出来的话
，＂get back to your spot!
Come over here!
If you don't keep you hands to yourself, go to the xxx chair!
you don't need to be so funny!
女儿重复这些话的时候，语气很严厉。我听了很心痛。原来女儿曾经被time out过，因
为太热情。
这一两天，女儿有事没事就喊＂you are funny .you are really fun... 阅读全帖 |
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i*******r
发帖数: 1075 | 3 看大家在讨论Jazz Blues，就想到了很喜欢Chicago里的歌(不好意思，认识很粗浅)。
现学唱了一个，抛个土坯，希望Jazz Blues牛牛们出来奔。
（这个伴奏里没有对白，所以最后情绪转换有点突然，大家想像下吧。。）
Funny Honey
[Announcer: ...]
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
He ain't no chic
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
But look at that soul
I tell you... 阅读全帖 |
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l**********n
发帖数: 75 | 4 Ain't it funny how we set our clocks to arise at 4:00 am or 5:00 am to be
at the job by 7:30; yet, when Sunday comes we can't get to church for
the 11:00 a.m. service to praise the one who gave us the jobs!
Ain't it funny how we call God our Father and Jesus our brother; but find
it hard to introduce them to our family.
Ain't it funny how small our sins seem, but how big "their" sins are.
Ain't it funny how we demand justice for others; but expect mercy from
God.
Ain't it funny how much difficu |
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d**k
发帖数: 797 | 5 小人快５岁了，最近一次上体操课，发觉她不听老师的指令，自己做出一些奇怪的动作
和样子来引起别的小朋友发笑。下课后，我问她为什么要这样，她说她觉得很funny,而
且喜欢being funny.我说，你这样不是being funny,而是being silly.你看你今天上完
课以后，老师说了：XXX, you are really silly today。小人很迷惑了，那要怎么才
能be funny而不是be silly呢？
我也不知道，大家说说看我接下来应该怎么跟小朋友说？ |
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c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 6 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: wonderment (wonder), 信区: Military
标 题: 关于不懂幽默，和”This is not funny"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 12:08:12 2013, 美东)
美国人在乱开玩笑冒犯某些族群的时候，喜欢用的一个籍口，就是说：你们这帮人太不
懂幽默了，你们太敏感。言外之意，他取笑，嘲笑别人，就是幽默。
某些中国人还真的吃这一套。难道不是有不少中国人，总觉得自己无法融入主流社会，
于是故意去看橄榄球，聊棒球，还有意去培养自己所谓美国式幽默之类。这些人最怕的
就是美国人说自己不懂幽默。
真正的美国人圈子里，是象这些拼命要讨好美国主流的中国人想象的那样吗 ？我经常
看美国的电视剧，你看其中描写的许多普通美国人，都是“敏感”和“不懂幽默”的，
当别人取笑对象不是自己的时候，他们可以一起加入哄笑，但是如果一旦自己觉得受到
侮辱，很多美国人会当场翻脸，有一句他们常说的话就是 ：“Man, this is not
funny at all, don't say that aga... 阅读全帖 |
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A******7
发帖数: 1920 | 7 我家孩子有PDD,在社交语言和行为上有欠缺，好几次碰到他同学的父母都说他very
funny。我觉得这个funny就不是正常的那个funny了，我听了不舒服但也知道自己的孩
子的行为方式，也只能笑笑过去。 |
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Living 讨论区 】
发信人: GoBlue (Wolverines), 信区: Living
标 题: Top 10 Tips From Funny Police Captain zz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 6 16:04:24 2010, 美东)
Top 10 Tips From Funny Police Captain
By Shoshana Walter|December 3, 2010 2:04 p.m. |In Crime
Most of the San Francisco Police Department’s 10 district captains send out
e-mailed newsletters to their communities. And this week, Captain Greg Suhr
in Bayview got a little creative.
If you’re wondering about a burglar’s perspective, read the list be... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********m
发帖数: 2 | 9 书评 Funny in Farsi
I first heard of Funny in Farsi in a Chinese language website (of all places
!) in America. My boyfriend is Iranian and I asked him whether he knows the
book and he has not heard about it at that time. Got the book anyway, read
it in about 4 weeks before going to bed every night. It’s a very easy
read (great for bedtime reading), made me laugh out loud constantly and
brought back so many memories of my own childhood and early 20s, some sad,
some funny, some heartbreaking, so |
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 Living 讨论区 】
发信人: GoBlue (Wolverines), 信区: Living
标 题: Top 10 Tips From Funny Police Captain zz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 6 16:04:24 2010, 美东)
Top 10 Tips From Funny Police Captain
By Shoshana Walter|December 3, 2010 2:04 p.m. |In Crime
Most of the San Francisco Police Department’s 10 district captains send out
e-mailed newsletters to their communities. And this week, Captain Greg Suhr
in Bayview got a little creative.
If you’re wondering about a burglar’s perspective, read the list be... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********m
发帖数: 2 | 12 【 以下文字转载自 SanDiego 讨论区 】
发信人: limeblossom (limeblossom), 信区: SanDiego
标 题: Funny in Farsi - Laughter and self-reflection for Foreigners and Americans alike (in English)
关键字: 'English' 'Book Review' 'Humor and Thoughts'
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 24 14:31:45 2009)
Funny in Farsi
I first heard of Funny in Farsi in a Chinese language website (of all places
!) in America. My boyfriend is Iranian and I asked him whether he knows the
book and he has not heard about it at that time. Got the book anyway |
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s****d
发帖数: 83 | 13 really busy these days...coz so many stuff due next week ah.. but anyway, it
is really funny to stay in the office. my boss and my colleague are extremely
funny and nice to me!!! last time, they flied to india. my colleague farted a
lot and it was so sting. all the passengers sitting around had to move to some
other places miles away. my boss laughed a lot, but the most funny part was my
colleague used a blanket to roll over his body, whenever he farted, he put his
head down and tried to smell i |
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g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 Xibei 讨论区 】
发信人: KAROUN (Karoun), 信区: Xibei
标 题: Re: 超级胆小的熊，funny video (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 2 18:21:24 2011, 美东)
发信人: HeeHaw (嘻哈阿公), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: Re: 超级胆小的熊，funny video
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jun 2 03:59:34 2011, 美东)
LOL~~~ |
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w********t
发帖数: 12853 | 16 美国人在乱开玩笑冒犯某些族群的时候，喜欢用的一个籍口，就是说：你们这帮人太不
懂幽默了，你们太敏感。言外之意，他取笑，嘲笑别人，就是幽默。
某些中国人还真的吃这一套。难道不是有不少中国人，总觉得自己无法融入主流社会，
于是故意去看橄榄球，聊棒球，还有意去培养自己所谓美国式幽默之类。这些人最怕的
就是美国人说自己不懂幽默。
真正的美国人圈子里，是象这些拼命要讨好美国主流的中国人想象的那样吗 ？我经常
看美国的电视剧，你看其中描写的许多普通美国人，都是“敏感”和“不懂幽默”的，
当别人取笑对象不是自己的时候，他们可以一起加入哄笑，但是如果一旦自己觉得受到
侮辱，很多美国人会当场翻脸，有一句他们常说的话就是 ：“Man, this is not
funny at all, don't say that again !" 对方如果是真哥们儿，会马上道歉：“
Sorry, man, I didn't mean to offend you, let me pay you a beer."
我有不少美国朋友，那些真的有教养的美国人也可能喜欢搞笑，但是他们会经常考虑听
众感受。有时候他们想说个口味重的... 阅读全帖 |
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T****u
发帖数: 85 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 QuitWorkingClub 俱乐部 】
发信人: Tomliu (激活帐号), 信区: QuitWorkingClub
标 题: 日本的历史，真鸡巴funny
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 13:04:31 2016, 美东)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrNv9n2ZeU
Bill Wurtz这个狗日的真鸡巴funny,尤其他的American Accent,太尼玛逗乐。 |
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k*******3
发帖数: 918 | 18 The wheel web site is very funny
Recent WeChat upload a post about the wheels, a lot of fun. Say to those
wheels site feel funny, they naively thought that by fabricating high-level
political rumors can bring down the Chinese communist party all day. Chinese
can so easily seduced? Is it naive to use to describe, or stupid? "Three"
back more than two hundred million! Don't even believe that their lies, and
why to make others believe that?
Throughout become speechless work site, and does not go ou... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****e
发帖数: 2503 | 19 Trump has a funny nose
Hillary has a pair of funny eyes |
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c*******e
发帖数: 5818 | 20 奥巴等这些人当政8年来，看看世界到你自己的community，从 isis，欧洲，美国，
blm
，race tension，再查查 附近的犯罪率，看看chicago 等大城市 被 liberal 把持
5,60年的地方。 危险 ！
当去年11月8号，输了后，他们的各种表演，越来越歇斯底里，越来越funny，recount
，harass electors，Internet melt down， snowflake，safe house，橡皮泥，金球
奖演讲，fakes news，奥巴的眼泪.
除了叹气，感觉这些 so funny。
please face reality，like or not,. trump is your president at least four
years，for you own good, come with something reasonable four or eight years
later, we adult are going to lead this country. |
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g******e
发帖数: 403 | 21 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: gemstone (清疯不识字，何故乱删帖!), 信区: Military
标 题: It's so funny! take a look at this (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 19 20:44:49 2010, 美东)
发信人: gemstone (清疯不识字，何故乱删帖!), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: It's so funny! take a look at this
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 19 20:43:57 2010, 美东)
I just got this message:
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对自己的祖先和文明基本丧失了记忆和认知。
销声匿迹几十年的... 阅读全帖 |
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 22 Top 10 Tips From Funny Police Captain
By Shoshana Walter|December 3, 2010 2:04 p.m. |In Crime
Most of the San Francisco Police Department’s 10 district captains send out
e-mailed newsletters to their communities. And this week, Captain Greg Suhr
in Bayview got a little creative.
If you’re wondering about a burglar’s perspective, read the list below. If
you’re offended by facetiousness, well...tough luck. Is that really going
to stop you from paying attention? Excerpt from Suhr's newsletter below... 阅读全帖 |
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J******m
发帖数: 97 | 23 花了好几百， 配的新眼镜，暗红色塑料的镜框, 儿子说是funny-looking， 很郁闷。
我一回家， 儿子看见我就哈哈大笑， 他说， 妈妈， 你看起来象动画片里的妈妈，
太funny-looking了， 于是我问老公， 老公也说是的。我买的时候问了护士， 哪一款
看起来更职业，护士帮我选的这款呢。而且更郁闷的是， 今天我看电脑屏幕， 怎么是
凸的， 不是平的， 看地就没多大的感觉， 工作了一上午， 眼睛酸涨的。该去重新换
一个么？ |
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d**k
发帖数: 797 | 24 我觉着一般来说silly有点哗众取宠的意思
funny应该就是幽默之类的
可能对这么小的小朋友没有啥区别？我也不知道啊．
birthday party上的小丑，小朋友都说funny, 我看着也是silly的感觉 |
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a******t
发帖数: 2944 | 25 我觉得没啥问题啊。我接娃的时候也常听老师说娃的“英雄事迹”，blahblah最后通常
都会加句he's so funny。基本上都是些有趣的小事，有时候我觉得影响了一点教室次
序，刚想表示点歉意，老师都说it's ok. 所以老师说funny不一定表示不喜欢阿。
不过楼主可以跟老师多沟通下，谈谈自己孩子的性格。有时候老师也许喜欢特定性格的
小孩，也不是啥大问题，有职业道德的老师不会故意恶意地对孩子。TIMEOUT很平常的
事，严厉也不算啥大问题，我的意思是，不需要老师特别的喜欢，只要遵守一定规则，
孩子就不会受到伤害。
看老师好不好还有个办法，四岁的孩子对自己感觉非常诚实，如果孩子还愿意上幼儿园
，回家也比较开心，老师就不会有啥大问题。 |
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发帖数: 22 | 26 Racial and ethnic jokes are not funny
Even if you mean no harm, racial and ethnic jokes are not funny. They can:
make people feel uncomfortable
emphasize people's differences
imply that certain racial or ethnic backgrounds are a negative trait
insult and degrade people
create a culture of mistrust
create stress that negatively affects job performance
If someone tells a racial or ethnic joke, speak up! Object to the conduct if
you feel comfortable doing so. We all have a role to play in helping t... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********y
发帖数: 447 | 27 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: fishcampbell (我要一根好钓竿，面朝大海，春暖花开), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: Funny picture
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 10 00:31:45 2010, 美东)
That's a really funny baby. |
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y****2
发帖数: 1601 | 28 Kim's out-and-then-in ball is the funniest.
Schiavone asked the audience : do you want to play? That's pretty funny too.
Li Na should learn from that.
I don't know why they put how Murray injured himself in there. It is not
funny at all. |
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a***8
发帖数: 4735 | 29 Ok, during the week of Christmas me and my LG has some sort of big argument.
I want to buy a LV bag for my Christmas present, but my LG thinks i am
nuts to spend that amount of money on a "bag". He thinks the bag never
justify the money we are paying. He disagree with my wishlist.
Then on the Christmas day, he bought me a pair of little diamond earrings as
Christmas present and he also ordered a nice Elliptical machine like the link below, which i have been talking
about for a year already. H... 阅读全帖 |
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t*********7
发帖数: 3398 | 30 【 以下文字转载自 LosAngeles 讨论区 】
发信人: tiantian777 (9+9=18), 信区: LosAngeles
标 题: inception...wait...implementation...very funny.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 6 03:37:19 2010, 美东)
inception...wait...implementation...very funny.
今天早上读的超搞笑的文章.
July 28, 2010
Shouts & Murmurs: Christopher Nolan’s “Implementation”
Posted by Gideon Lewis-Kraus
Leonardo DiCaprio takes a taxi to an insidiously nondescript office building
. He rides the glass-walled
elevator to the eleventh floor, and as he walks past the reception |
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f*****3
发帖数: 831 | 32 I was so mad with the stupid lady in one department of our great university.
But, the funny thing always come with me. The funny thing for today is the
rainbow flag picture which was taken accidentally in the lab. |
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o********l
发帖数: 12430 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 LiveforFun 俱乐部 】
发信人: TrueCabbage (...), 信区: LiveforFun
标 题: Funny cats pics
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 30 12:44:11 2010, 美东)
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: kejer (kejer), 信区: Joke
标 题: Funny cats pics
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 30 12:37:41 2010, 美东)
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q****i
发帖数: 1395 | 36 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: zhubaba (森林野猪), 信区: Joke
标 题: 写给那些旅行中装逼的人 -- ZZ from tianya, very funny (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Dec 7 01:45:02 2013, 美东)
发信人: california (Who changed my nickname?), 信区: Travel
标 题: 写给那些旅行中装逼的人 -- ZZ from tianya, very funny
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 6 19:47:16 2013, 美东)
楼主：woweishuiyou9
现在的户外和所谓的驴友大部分目的已经很不单纯，他们基本的套路就是旅游发帖出书
博出位，与他们口口声声的追求自由已经大相径庭了.
1. 他们是可耻的，他们没有任何的训练，以为背个包就叫户外了.当别人好言
相劝时他，他们会说你们已经OUT了，再不走就老了，没有任何规划没有任何急救常识
背个包就出发了，以为背个名牌包就专业了。还不走寻常路，什么路偏僻怎么来，怎么
危... 阅读全帖 |
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e****u
发帖数: 1 | 38 here is the blog link,
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/03/dalai-lama-is-bugging-shit-out-of-me.html
Apple CEO Steve Jobs's pissed off Dalai Lama, very funny.
zt:
The Dalai Lama is bugging the shit out of me lately
Honestly, this guy kills me. See, we used to be really close friends, I mean
like super tight, and he was
totally stoked when we wanted to use him in our ads. Then ten years ago he
got all pissed off because
we pulled his image from ads we were running in Asia because we didn't want |
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p*********n
发帖数: 556 | 39 【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: paperkitten (YYZW), 信区: Stock
标 题: funny stuff
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 7 17:19:46 2010, 美东)
各地幼儿园纷纷挂起横幅。“冤有头债有主 ,前面左转是政府” 政府门口也打出一条
横幅：别烦我正开会，前面右转是部队！部队门口也打出一条横幅：是俊杰懂时务，前
面不远是税务。税务门口也打出一条横幅：这事不归我们管，砸你饭碗是城管。城管门
口也打出一条横幅：我们只管摊，有事请找公安。 公安门口也打出一条横幅：我无为
我和谐，再走两步是政协。 政协也打横幅:我们政协也很惨,还是去找房地产。房地产
也打横幅：官商勾结我无罪，你们赶紧洗洗睡！. 睡觉也有意见：无法入睡梦难圆，全
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发帖数: 403 | 40 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: gemstone (清疯不识字，何故乱删帖!), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: It's so funny! take a look at this
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 19 20:43:57 2010, 美东)
I just got this message:
很抱歉!!
您的签名档
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mitbbs
我的签名档:
"拯救汉民族, 重生华夏!
自1644年满清入侵，汉文明被有计划地逐步给予毁灭。直至今天已有360多年。汉族人
对自己的祖先和文明基本丧失了记忆和认知。
销声匿迹几十年的满清旗袍、马褂、瓜皮帽、格格、主子、奴才、喳......，又重新大
行其道。
1911年以来的中国人，错把满清奴才文化当作汉文化.
直到今天还没有觉醒，这才是中国人（尤其是汉民族）的真正悲哀之处！！！！！！！" |
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发帖数: 39524 | 42 【 以下文字转载自 PhotoGear 讨论区 】
发信人: apolitical (无期徒刑), 信区: PhotoGear
标 题: jimmy kimmel used to be somewhat funny
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 24 12:59:02 2013, 美东)
nowadays he is just trying too hard for only futility. since you've all made
him so much more renowned, might as well take a look back at some old
highlights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA
comedy of truly epic proportions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwIyLHsk2h4
this one will make some feel better, for better or worse
http://www.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6361 | 43 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: QFHAPPY (HAPPY12), 信区: USANews
标 题: 慌了！美国人蜂拥移民加拿大 加拿大人不干了 (so funny !)
关键字: 艺术历史专业学生
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 10 23:29:17 2016, 美东)
对特朗普上任后的未来忧心忡忡的美国自由主义者们纷纷跨过边境涌入加拿大，这种情
况在过去一周尤甚。特朗普自参加竞选以来的一系列表现令左倾美国人担心他们不久将
被要求祈祷、缴税以及按照宪法生活，于是纷纷选择移民。
加拿大边境附近居民表示他们经常在晚上看到数十位社会学教授、自由主义美术专业学
生、全球变暖活动家和绿色能源倡导者们跨过边境来到他们的国家。
曼尼托巴省南部的农民雷德-格林菲尔德称：“某天，我出门给奶牛挤奶，看到一位好
莱坞制片人蜷缩在谷仓里。他很冷，筋疲力尽，还很饿，他求我给他一杯牛奶咖啡和一
些免费的鸡肉。当我说我没有这些时，他就离开了，而我还没来得及让他看看我写的剧
本。”
为了阻止非法移民，格林菲尔德甚至在农场周围竖起了更高的围栏，但是自由主义者们
爬过了围... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3624 | 46 LG一看就说FUNNY,
我说渔夫说二奶倒了
他说没看到倒
然后问田野的人都还玩牌吗
我说没呢
田野的多文科生 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 49 May 19, 2012 by Shawn Mallow
I caught this two days ago.
Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (Thank God!) and Democratic
superstar Newark Mayor Cory Booker, teamed up for this surprisingly funny
skit.
For a little back-story, Mayor Booker ‘Tweeted’ his snow-shoveling efforts
during our 2010 Dump-of-the-Century here in New Jersey (Though, there was
widespread condemnation of the over-all Newark response.). This April,
Booker courageously ran into a neighbor’s house, saving a resident.... 阅读全帖 |
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