l****s
发帖数: 113 | 1 ——阅《实用英文单词》口占
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
致屁民的十四行诗
O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
哦多么河蟹我们伟大的国家，
看有关部门轻拂着每朵菊花，
看螳臂挡车的钉子户被消灭，
看数盲也能享受福利呀咩蝶。
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.
花季要护航我们感谢绿坝娘，
为自由上网筑起安全防火墙，
挡住外面怪蜀黍名字叫山姆，
他没事 | k*****e
发帖数: 22013 | 2 这十四行诗写得太牛了，时事英语单词全用上，还能保证押韵格律
【在 l****s 的大作中提到】
: ——阅《实用英文单词》口占
: A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
: 致屁民的十四行诗
: O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
: With thy departyments carassing thee,
: Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
: And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
: 哦多么河蟹我们伟大的国家，
: 看有关部门轻拂着每朵菊花，
: 看螳臂挡车的钉子户被消灭，
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