s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 1 =================================
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry...
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Tech support: ; Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and....
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates..
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've
even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the
computer still says he can't find it..
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No.. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah that one does work..
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, the number
7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on
my computer, but every time I
move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
little circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The
man sitting in the cubicle next to
me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the
same time. That brings up a task
list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the
Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! | C****e
发帖数: 12294 | 2 Ｉhave a black computer ...
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: =================================
: Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
: Customer: A white one...
: ===============
: Customer: Hi, this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
: Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
: Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
: Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
: Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
: my desk... sorry...
| N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 3 Best materials I have seen in a long while. | s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 4 这个最搞笑：
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No.. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah that one does work.. | H**7
发帖数: 8624 | 5 From real life ...
Tech support: Madam, what's the matter?
Customer: I really do not know what to say about your briliant engineers,
but the cup holder on this coumputer is simply too small for any coffee cup
in this house!
Tech support: I beg your pardon?
Customer: The cup holder is too small to hold any cups!
Tech support: ...
(My friend once took part in a program for engineers to spend some hours a
week directly handling customer's complaints and he personally visited that
old lady's house to figure out what the hell model of the computer came with
a cup holder!)
| C****e
发帖数: 12294 | 6 听说过类似这个的。
是一个人说coffee holder 收不回去了（ＣＤ ROM）。。。
cup
that
【在 H**7 的大作中提到】
: From real life ...
: Tech support: Madam, what's the matter?
: Customer: I really do not know what to say about your briliant engineers,
: but the cup holder on this coumputer is simply too small for any coffee cup
: in this house!
: Tech support: I beg your pardon?
: Customer: The cup holder is too small to hold any cups!
: Tech support: ...
: (My friend once took part in a program for engineers to spend some hours a
: week directly handling customer's complaints and he personally visited that
| l**d
发帖数: 110 | 7 kaka...
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT! | s*p
发帖数: 3865 | 8 哈哈
【在 l**d 的大作中提到】
: kaka...
: Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
: Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
| s*p
发帖数: 3865 | 9 u make my day.
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: =================================
: Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
: Customer: A white one...
: ===============
: Customer: Hi, this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
: Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
: Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
: Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
: Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
: my desk... sorry...
| s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 10 包子？
【在 s*p 的大作中提到】
: u make my day.
| m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 11 This just made my morning :):) |
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