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V******9
发帖数: 1281
1
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he
tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check
for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented
the apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) It had never been occupied;
2) That there was plenty of heat; and
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if
you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don'
t blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady.
r*********e
发帖数: 29495
2
不错!

【在 V******9 的大作中提到】
: A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
: with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he
: tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his
: secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
: APARTMENT."
: On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
: whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check
: for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
: Dear Madam:
: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your

h********8
发帖数: 7355
3
从此以后,Apartment Rental都要先交钱,后入住。
b*****n
发帖数: 17570
4
最后一句什么意思?
b*****e
发帖数: 53215
5
不给钱就找他老婆

【在 b*****n 的大作中提到】
: 最后一句什么意思?
v********y
发帖数: 413
6
本日最强的笑话。

【在 V******9 的大作中提到】
: A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
: with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he
: tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his
: secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
: APARTMENT."
: On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
: whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check
: for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
: Dear Madam:
: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your

G**Y
发帖数: 33224
7
呵呵

【在 V******9 的大作中提到】
: A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
: with her for $500. He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he
: tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his
: secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR
: APARTMENT."
: On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
: whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check
: for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
: Dear Madam:
: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your

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