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发帖数: 59 | 1 上周末,在CATSKILL的山里面,我跟走走熊有了一次
真实的交锋...
Gogopanda walks into our campsite, sits down, and starts eating
the BBQ ribs. Then he pulls out a gun, and shoots our beloved
leader Miss Sarah. As gogopanda stands up to go, I shouted,
"Hey! You Fat Panda! You just shot my leader, and you didn't
even pay for your BBQ ribs!!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" gogopanda shouts back. "Look it up!"
I open my Oxford dictionary and read:
Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.
法网灰灰,疏而不漏...你赶紧自首归案吧...我在布鲁克林桥上等着你. |
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